breathe if im your favorite blog

thank you

do a triple backflip if I’m not

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taekoyasuhiro:

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friend ?????!?

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fr iend!! !!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

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orgasm:

ALL WATER DOES NOT TASTE THE SAME

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Oh, well imagine
  • I:*pacing the pews in a church corridor*
  • Bridesmaid (to waiter):What a beautiful wedding! (What a beauiful wedding!)
  • Bridesmaid:What a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore
  • I *chimed in*:Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door no its much better to face these kind of things with a sense of poise and rationality
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mondegreener:

me
nevver:

Shit’s deep

leatherharness:

i don’t think anyone actually likes me

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